neverunwritten said: nari everyne loves me lbr

i don’t

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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jspark3000:

Whenever a car alarm goes off outside, I immediately start beatboxing to the tempo and I get sad when the alarm stops.

"Wait for someone who tells strangers about you."

Vodka thoughts #1 (via blossomfully)

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When orchestra gets let out early

whatshouldwecallconservatory:

queenbroslob:

plasteredd:

weloveshortvideos:

Asian girl does terrifyingly weird cup song

im pretty sure this is my life in one video

This girl is everything

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marxssoul:

i dont know if people are reblogging this because they read the entire page or not but either way this post is so good

marxssoul:

i dont know if people are reblogging this because they read the entire page or not but either way this post is so good

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microwaveforone:

lmao

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jspark3000:

You know you’re getting old when you switch to 13 point font on MS Word and boost it to 110%.

"Real healing begins when you scoop out the lies of your distorted thinking and replace them with God’s truth about you. This will hurt. But it’s the only way to real freedom and peace and joy. Everyone will naturally resist this because it feels corny or intrusive, but more than that, it feels undeserved. When we’re so comfortable with the dark, we squint at the possibility of things getting better in the light.

Yet God is so willing to rub the salt of His Word on your wounds so that you can wake up from your own self-loathing. He’s the well of cool water for your bruised tired hands. He’s the only love who could fulfill you enough not to overreact to the pain. God really does want you to know that you are not what has happened to you nor what you’ve done. Jesus came to take your wounds into his own hands and feet, so that you may live. He did this for our final victory in eternity: but he also did this for you today, in this moment, so you may experience a foretaste of that wholeness. And God is going to move at your tempo, never rushing, because He knows that your healing will take a step at a time. But so we must be willing to hold up those truths to our naked hurt, because healing begins with honesty."

J.S. from What The Church Won’t Talk About (via yesdarlingido)

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rapniall:

when the whole squad is being fake

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jspark3000:

Take as long as it takes. Please don’t be rushed into a decision, an emotion, an opinion, the very next thing. No one else has to live what you decide.  They will move on long after you’ve pleased them; you must sculpt with your own chisel.

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womensweardaily:

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For All Bridal Fall 2015

womensweardaily:

Monique Lhuillier Bridal Fall 2015

Monique Lhuillier sent out a tight lineup of princess and trumpet gowns heavy on tulle, beading and Chantilly lace. For More

For All Bridal Fall 2015


Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

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